Best.Texts.Ever

I have amassed far too many screenshots of funny text messages I’ve received over the last year or so.  I’m now going to share them, one at a time.  This is my version of texts from Bennett, except all my friends are Bennetts.

(Nameless)

GRAND PRIZE WINNER

 (Nameless) Guest Screenshot Submission: Zombies

“Walker’s Newsroom”

“Jael wins at life”

“Obviates”

Jameson, Tacos, Kevin Costner Movie Night:

 A celebrity appearance.  This screenshot was sent to me by my friend Benz

Jael’s Swag

In response to my question about the location of a new apartment in Harlem…

Rufo

“A Period Piece”

Maximus

“In which I tell Walker I’m at a DPB (Dueling Piano Bar)”

DPB

“Turkey Leg and the Voice”

Tarryn

 ”Think about that”

Big J

“Let’s Dance”

Dustin

“Eye to Eye”

Eye to Eye

“Just Come To The Bar”

Wonderland

 “Ocean Talk”

Dino

“Fucked-Up Writing”